getinthehandbasket:

I’m going to start calling some of my rare pairs “tugboats:” my ship is tiny but it keeps chugging along.

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ohtinuviel:

inspired by everyone

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First Trailer for ’The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby’

(Source: Yahoo!)

deducecanoe:

takshammy:

the-grudge-girl:

I live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day while I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in the corner of the subway station muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.
An overweight woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”
Wow, this man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?
Then a tall businessman went by and the man muttered, “Human.”
Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human.
The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings.  A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.” Cow? The man was much too skinny to be a cow. To me, he resembled a turkey or a chicken. A minute or so later, an obese man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.” Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.
That day at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he as muttering. Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability. In Japan many people believe in reincarnation, so maybe he knows what these people were during a previous life. I observed the man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit”, “Onion”, “Sheep”, or “Tomato”.
One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on. As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said, “Bread.” I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability. The man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. It is an ability I obtained many years ago, but it’s not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”
“Then what is your ability?” I asked eagerly.
“The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate,” he said.
I laughed because I realized he was right. He said, “Bread.” The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.

This story increases in terrifyingness if you read it again after you read it the first time

I don’t think the person was a cannibal. They probably just had a bit of dick before they left for work.

deducecanoe:

takshammy:

the-grudge-girl:

I live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day while I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in the corner of the subway station muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.

An overweight woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”

Wow, this man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?

Then a tall businessman went by and the man muttered, “Human.”

Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human.

The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings.  A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.” Cow? The man was much too skinny to be a cow. To me, he resembled a turkey or a chicken. A minute or so later, an obese man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.” Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.

That day at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he as muttering. Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability. In Japan many people believe in reincarnation, so maybe he knows what these people were during a previous life. I observed the man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit”, “Onion”, “Sheep”, or “Tomato”.

One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on. As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said, “Bread.” I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability. The man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. It is an ability I obtained many years ago, but it’s not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”

“Then what is your ability?” I asked eagerly.

“The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate,” he said.

I laughed because I realized he was right. He said, “Bread.” The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.

This story increases in terrifyingness if you read it again after you read it the first time

I don’t think the person was a cannibal. They probably just had a bit of dick before they left for work.

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diazrosa:

GHOSTBUSTERS → "We came, we saw, we kicked it’s ass!”
Three eccentric parapsychologists, Petra Pradhan, Léon Whitmore and Jackie Venkman (Kaling, Zamata and Peretti) team up with a tough-talking retired grifter Nancy Monroe (Beatriz) in order to jump start the ghost-hunting business started by Venkman’s father and his associates two decades ago.
Also starring BJ Novak as Harrison Bell, the Ghosbusters’ cute secretary who has a huge, debilitating crush on Petra Pradhan. 

diazrosa:

GHOSTBUSTERS "We came, we saw, we kicked it’s ass!”

Three eccentric parapsychologists, Petra Pradhan, Léon Whitmore and Jackie Venkman (Kaling, Zamata and Peretti) team up with a tough-talking retired grifter Nancy Monroe (Beatriz) in order to jump start the ghost-hunting business started by Venkman’s father and his associates two decades ago.

Also starring BJ Novak as Harrison Bell, the Ghosbusters’ cute secretary who has a huge, debilitating crush on Petra Pradhan. 

(Source: ghoulblum)

kerolunaticat:

Art skills (Bucky’s not even trying)


"Jaha Out" coming soon on iTunes

"Jaha Out" coming soon on iTunes

(Source: montys-moonshine)


sharkblade:

littlebuttonanna:

leozhang:

this is amazing!!! i got goosebumps

ugh look at their faces

look at them all connecting with the song

I love that. I really love that

(Source: Yahoo!)


themelancholies:

Lyrics: Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage

(Source: youtube.com)

madmediamaven:

I’ve been trying to come up with something special to celebrate reaching 1000 followers (a thing I never thought would happen/you’re all awesome btw, did I mention that?). I don’t do giveaways or have any artistic talent. I only know how to make GIFs, haha. But I want to do something special. So for you Awesome Tumblrites, here’s my FOLLOW FOREVER LIST: (all of these tumblrs are a mixture of fantastic, friendly, awesome people that you should check out!)
A-D

alextimmons ~ amazon-x ~ annathensome ~ aristo-kitty ~ atimekhaleesi ~ attackoftheplotbunnies ~ beingwhovianlokigirl67 ~ bootycap ~ converse-kay ~ daxcat79

G-J

gabdar ~ gif-h0tspot ~ hakuna-potato ~ hamishcott~ hiddlestonsqueen ~ hquinzelle ~ imhairybuffalo ~ in-infinitumetultra ~ jaifkncourtney

K-N

kirkspock ~ kneeltoyourqueen ~ latessitrice ~ laterovaries ~ leepacey ~ maliciouslywoundedovaries ~ mildredjosephine ~ mycroftly ~ neo-trickster

O-R

ofravenwings ~ petraalexandra ~ preciouspuddingnovice~ prongsandpadfoot ~ quueensansa ~ readbycandlelight ~ rockonloki

S-Y

sexyboysandnerdythings ~ shakspeare ~ silverrumrunner ~ spockisgaypassiton ~ steve-g-rogers ~ tequilaismyladyyy ~ thete-sigma ~ usedkarma ~ wine-and-roses ~ youdrankian


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I’m on a FF yeah! thank you! I’m really happy to be on that list!

madmediamaven:

I’ve been trying to come up with something special to celebrate reaching 1000 followers (a thing I never thought would happen/you’re all awesome btw, did I mention that?). I don’t do giveaways or have any artistic talent. I only know how to make GIFs, haha. But I want to do something special. So for you Awesome Tumblrites, here’s my FOLLOW FOREVER LIST: (all of these tumblrs are a mixture of fantastic, friendly, awesome people that you should check out!)

A-D

alextimmons ~ amazon-x ~ annathensome ~ aristo-kitty ~ atimekhaleesi ~ attackoftheplotbunnies ~ beingwhovianlokigirl67 ~ bootycap ~ converse-kaydaxcat79

G-J

gabdar ~ gif-h0tspot ~ hakuna-potato ~ hamishcotthiddlestonsqueen ~ hquinzelle ~ imhairybuffalo ~ in-infinitumetultra ~ jaifkncourtney

K-N

kirkspock ~ kneeltoyourqueen ~ latessitrice ~ laterovaries ~ leepacey ~ maliciouslywoundedovaries ~ mildredjosephine ~ mycroftly ~ neo-trickster

O-R

ofravenwings ~ petraalexandra ~ preciouspuddingnoviceprongsandpadfoot ~ quueensansa ~ readbycandlelight ~ rockonloki

S-Y

sexyboysandnerdythings ~ shakspeare ~ silverrumrunner ~ spockisgaypassiton ~ steve-g-rogers ~ tequilaismyladyyy ~ thete-sigmausedkarma ~ wine-and-roses ~ youdrankian

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I’m on a FF yeah! thank you! I’m really happy to be on that list!

Anonymous asked : Thanks to you, I have a place to enjoy everything Darcy Lewis. Also, you're incredibly sweet and fun to chat to! Bonus: one of my best friends is also named Ophélie and I have an auntie named Ophelia! Ergo, instant like! :D

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hissingganja:

this is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper

(Source: reddit.com)

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This blog is mainly a place to share, to laugh and to think.I do graphics thanks to photoshop.I sometimes write fanfictions, well more short stuff that I call 'writing'.I try to be funny but I'm mainly silly .Feminist.Let's hang out virtually so we won't share cooties. You can see my other blogs on the links.

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