mcgregorswench:

sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex




I’m french and I am officially distressed.

mcgregorswench:

sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

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I’m french and I am officially distressed.

(Source: youngsta-tes)

mcgregorswench:

avengersonna:

Did you know that if you say Dorito three times in the bathroom mirror Chris Evans Will come out and touch your left boob

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getinthehandbasket:

I’m going to start calling some of my rare pairs “tugboats:” my ship is tiny but it keeps chugging along.

Tags   #omg   #lulz  

ohtinuviel:

inspired by everyone

Tags   #omg   #lotr  

First Trailer for ’The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby’

(Source: Yahoo!)

deducecanoe:

takshammy:

the-grudge-girl:

I live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day while I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in the corner of the subway station muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.
An overweight woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”
Wow, this man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?
Then a tall businessman went by and the man muttered, “Human.”
Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human.
The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings.  A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.” Cow? The man was much too skinny to be a cow. To me, he resembled a turkey or a chicken. A minute or so later, an obese man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.” Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.
That day at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he as muttering. Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability. In Japan many people believe in reincarnation, so maybe he knows what these people were during a previous life. I observed the man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit”, “Onion”, “Sheep”, or “Tomato”.
One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on. As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said, “Bread.” I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability. The man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. It is an ability I obtained many years ago, but it’s not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”
“Then what is your ability?” I asked eagerly.
“The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate,” he said.
I laughed because I realized he was right. He said, “Bread.” The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.

This story increases in terrifyingness if you read it again after you read it the first time

I don’t think the person was a cannibal. They probably just had a bit of dick before they left for work.

deducecanoe:

takshammy:

the-grudge-girl:

I live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day while I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in the corner of the subway station muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.

An overweight woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”

Wow, this man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?

Then a tall businessman went by and the man muttered, “Human.”

Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human.

The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings.  A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.” Cow? The man was much too skinny to be a cow. To me, he resembled a turkey or a chicken. A minute or so later, an obese man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.” Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.

That day at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he as muttering. Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability. In Japan many people believe in reincarnation, so maybe he knows what these people were during a previous life. I observed the man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit”, “Onion”, “Sheep”, or “Tomato”.

One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on. As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said, “Bread.” I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability. The man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. It is an ability I obtained many years ago, but it’s not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”

“Then what is your ability?” I asked eagerly.

“The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate,” he said.

I laughed because I realized he was right. He said, “Bread.” The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.

This story increases in terrifyingness if you read it again after you read it the first time

I don’t think the person was a cannibal. They probably just had a bit of dick before they left for work.

Tags   #omg  
diazrosa:

GHOSTBUSTERS → "We came, we saw, we kicked it’s ass!”
Three eccentric parapsychologists, Petra Pradhan, Léon Whitmore and Jackie Venkman (Kaling, Zamata and Peretti) team up with a tough-talking retired grifter Nancy Monroe (Beatriz) in order to jump start the ghost-hunting business started by Venkman’s father and his associates two decades ago.
Also starring BJ Novak as Harrison Bell, the Ghosbusters’ cute secretary who has a huge, debilitating crush on Petra Pradhan. 

diazrosa:

GHOSTBUSTERS "We came, we saw, we kicked it’s ass!”

Three eccentric parapsychologists, Petra Pradhan, Léon Whitmore and Jackie Venkman (Kaling, Zamata and Peretti) team up with a tough-talking retired grifter Nancy Monroe (Beatriz) in order to jump start the ghost-hunting business started by Venkman’s father and his associates two decades ago.

Also starring BJ Novak as Harrison Bell, the Ghosbusters’ cute secretary who has a huge, debilitating crush on Petra Pradhan. 

(Source: ghoulblum)

kerolunaticat:

Art skills (Bucky’s not even trying)


"Jaha Out" coming soon on iTunes

"Jaha Out" coming soon on iTunes

(Source: draco-jpg)


sharkblade:

littlebuttonanna:

leozhang:

this is amazing!!! i got goosebumps

ugh look at their faces

look at them all connecting with the song

I love that. I really love that

(Source: Yahoo!)


themelancholies:

Lyrics: Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage

(Source: youtube.com)

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