Don't judge me but...
Ophelie, french, single and always looking for a better job. This blog is mainly a place to share, to laugh and to think. I do fanarts thanks to photoshop. I sometimes write fanfictions. I try to be funny but I'm mainly silly. And I run Fuck Yeah Darcy Lewis


Usedkarma
I'm just an animal looking for a home

I just realised that I won’t be able to watch the opening of the Cannes Film Festival tomorrow because I’m working.

It’s the FIRST time it  will happen.

You don’t understand how much I love festivals and ceremonies.

It’s a big deal, okay?

tags → #my life #cannes 

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

I thought I was the only one

tags → #my life 

acetrainerghirahim:

am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day

cause

when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo

I don’t either and I believe it’s bad for your hair to do so every day, at least, that’s what my mother always told me. And I listen to my mother.

tags → #my life 

just went back from the cinema, I watched Iron Man 3 and it’s my favorite from the franchise, really good.

And yes, I stayed till the end after the credits just to see RDJ and the fluffalo talking like buds.

I’m desperate to see Gatsby and Star Trek now.

MOVIES!

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So, there’s this store in my hometown and I really should check it out…

soulswooned:

Truth.

halogenic:

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

oh yes

can’t look at Sean Patrick Flannery like a normal being since 1997.

tags → #my life 

urgh, work soon.

I hate those spam porn ads with these girls asking what age I give them.

tags → #my life #seriously 

Halp. I’m slowly falling in love with Hannibal .

Shows that maybe you don’t watch but you should because I said so (and the internet is here to help you anyway)

  • The Mindy Project
  • Happy Endings
  • Go on
  • Hannibal
  • American Horror Story
  • Miranda
  • Awkward
  • Suburgatory
  • My Mad fat Diary
  • Parenthood
  • Parks and recreation
  • 1600 Penn

Some are on their first seasons, others not; some have been cowardly axed (Happy Endings, I salute you, such a perfect show) others are thriving. Try watching some episodes and if you like them, please, support them so we can have much more great moments of television ahead. Thanks.

Basically, if you like theses shows, I’m pretty sure we are besties.

I really want to watch the documentary “Wonder Women! The Untold Story of American Super Heroines”

like

really

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Do  you sometimes see a picture of a celebrity and go

“Shit, Fuck, Putain, Merde, Fais chier, Flippin’ Dead hamster Motherfucker!”

tags → #my life #I do #french 

My 15 year old niece Emma started to watch The Walking Dead and told me about it. When I told her I wasn’t going to watch season 4 after that horrible   end of season 3 she asked why so I responded  by asking  her in return : “Do you have any favorite character?” and she answered: “Andrea.”

oh you poor beautiful soul.

…but after her showing good taste in hating everything I hate (like twatlight) and showing good taste by loving things I love (I know how egocentric that sounds don’t worry) I can safely say that she’s my favorite niece and I’ll save her if any Hunger Games should happen in a dystopian future.

Quantum Leap
My favorite episodes (1/5): Genesis, parts 1 & 2

confession time: in junior high, I used to have a little box full of Sam Beckett’s pictures and it never left me for a whole year because this show inspired me to be a decent human being. (Also first real crush, yeah yeah I know)