sashkash:

“In a second you’ll be wrapped around my finger
‘cause I can, ‘cause I can deduce it better
There’s no other
So when’s it gonna sink in?
She’s so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!”

Not sure if this has been done before? But either way I would like to thank my iPod for deciding to put this on during shuffle. 

kakaleng1:

A Guide to how to refuse a hug  Self Defense by Loki Laufeyson

kakaleng1:

A Guide to how to refuse a hug  Self Defense by Loki Laufeyson

sashkash:

“Shut up, Mycroft! You won’t understand!

Touch me, save my life
Come on and turn me on
I’m too young to die
Come on and turn me on
Turn me on
Turn me on
Turn me on
Turn me on
Turn me on”

Can’t you see I’m having Minaj feels, bro

problempacifist:

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

I LOVE THIS AND NAPOLEON AND YOU

Submission #17

theavengersheadcanons:

Steve is a pacifist, he won’t shoot anyone unless it is completely and absolutely necessary. As such, Steve’s utility belt is filled with bubblegum and candy. He found out that chocolate doesn’t really keep its shape during battle. 

Submitted by liftednevermore

suchwonderfulthings:

Please just take photoshop away from me

suchwonderfulthings:

Please just take photoshop away from me

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

littlemissdinozzo:

I HATED THIS GUY!

littlemissdinozzo:

I HATED THIS GUY!

(Source: heytherskrillexbuddy)

odair:

this is the stupidest post i ever made please stop reblogging it please

odair:

this is the stupidest post i ever made please stop reblogging it please

tanku:

this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”

holaimawkward:

oh i see what you did there… clever.

holaimawkward:

oh i see what you did there… clever.

(Source: gloomyteens)