taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones
bucky barnes accidentally tearing doors off their hinges, discretely wedging them back into place and hoping nobody notices
hey can you do the dis-