“Enough, okay? You look ridiculous and you smell terrible,”
“When my mouth is moving it means you need to be quiet…”
Works like a charm…
Mindy, The Mindy Project (via lifeaslist) —
“I’m Totally Broke. Could You Lend Me Some Money, Please?”
Happy Easter from me and a drunken Jim Stark!
One of the best comic book series in my opinion
“Fuck you mother nature,” I whisper as I lying on the floor convulsing in pain and agony.
Second person I have synchronized period with via tumblr today.
DOES THAT MEAN THAT IT WORKS EVEN WHEN WE ARE NOT IN PHYSICAL CONTACT?
IS IT VIA FEELS NOW?
We fooled science again! Let´s bleed on everything!
Happy Vice President’s Day!
Best tweet ever?
me, the lazy bum! lol
morgan. 75. bi. im random deal with it. i dont edit my pics so dont ask.