desolaaa:

“Enough, okay? You look ridiculous and you smell terrible,”

catasters:

“When my mouth is moving it means you need to be quiet…”

3 steps of dealing with real life

magicfishfinger:

1.

2.

3.

Works like a charm…

He was Johnny Cash, I was Reese Witherspoon Cash.

Mindy, The Mindy Project (via lifeaslist) —

catasters:

“I’m Totally Broke. Could You Lend Me Some Money, Please?”

jamesdeandaily:

Happy Easter from me and a drunken Jim Stark!

foxyoldman:

One of the best comic book series in my opinion

sarahvonkrolock:

usedkarma:

sarahvonkrolock:

“Fuck you mother nature,” I whisper as I lying on the floor convulsing in pain and agony.

Second person I have synchronized period with via tumblr today.

DOES THAT MEAN THAT IT WORKS EVEN WHEN WE ARE NOT IN PHYSICAL CONTACT?

IS IT VIA FEELS NOW?

We fooled science again! Let´s bleed on everything!

mu5icliz:

becauseiamawoman:

joebidendoesthingsisabamf:

Happy Vice President’s Day!

Best tweet ever?

(Source: 3rdplanet)

I have two prompts in my ask box

me, the lazy bum! lol

kanakiri:

morgan. 75. bi. im random deal with it. i dont edit my pics so dont ask.

(Source: lilacsmokess)