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This blog is mainly a place to share, to laugh and to think.I do graphics thanks to photoshop.I sometimes write fanfictions, well more short stuff that I call 'writing'.I try to be funny but I'm mainly silly .Feminist.Let's hang out virtually so we won't share cooties. You can see my other blogs by clicking the navigation link.


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So… I may or may not have created a TaserTricks page on facebook… And I may or may not be looking for fellow admins. 

You can click here to go view the page. <3 The rules for applying have been posted. MUAH. 

can you put the credits on the graphics, please?

5 People Who Thought Loki was Gay and One Who Knew Better 5/6 : Tony Stark


Title: 5 People Who Thought Loki was Gay and One Who Knew Better 5/6 : Tony Stark 
Author: Me
Characters: Loki, Thor, Frigga, Fandral, Hogun, Volstag, Sif, Darcy, Jane, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark
Pairings: Surprise!
Genre: Equal parts humor and angst
Rating: M territory now
Summary: Despite what everyone in Asgard thinks, Loki is not gay. Really! He’s hopelessly straight, even when he’s female. Thor on the other hand… This of course causes no bitterness at all. Surprise pairing at the end.

This chapter: Tony Stark and Darcy Lewis. ;-)
Read 5 People Who Thought Loki was Gay and One Who Knew Better 5/6
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I’ve read this fic and I like it but if I didn’t reblogged it on FYDL it’s because it’s more Loki than Darcy (even though in the last chapter she’s in the background) soooo

but it’s a good fic, the author is great for going over the obvious clichés and doing something original.


This is a really good question. I cannot imagine Loki and Darcy meet other than from my fan fiction because there’s no other way for them to meet. Maybe except Darcy was held hostage by the evil Loki. Or something? 

As for them being together as a couple, that’s a tough one. Because Loki is the serious type; stern, strategic, clever, and somehow have a certain curiosity in him if he were to explore Midgard. Darcy, on the other hand, is that type of girl who’s pretty laid back and just go with the flow. Humorous, even. And she doesn’t really give much of a damn with anything. Perhaps with something that matters to her but not all the time.

To me, there’s a certain chemistry between them if they get to meet. I’m starting to think that they get along together just by communicating. You know, sit down, have a cup of coffee and just talk.

Imagine them sitting with each other for the first time:

Darcy: So here we are.

Loki: Yes.

Darcy: Just sitting here…

Loki: Indeed.

Darcy: Why are you evil?

Loki: Is that what your people thought of me? I came in to rule.

Darcy: Yeah, there’s nothing much to rule here anyways.

Loki: And why not?

Darcy: ‘Cos ruling is boring! You should be, like, watch a Disney movie or something.

Loki: A what?

Darcy: A movie. You know, something you could watch?

Loki: … 

Darcy: *sigh* Come with me, let’s watch ‘Lilo and Stitch’.

And that’s how they (probably) got together. XD


E.T by Katy Perry will always be my Taser Tricks theme song.

Prompt - Cat Memes


My brain veered with this one and developed a one track destination I couldn’t resist and… well, you’ll see.

Loki stood next to Darcy who was huddled over her laptop at the kitchen table. He eyed her curiously when she brought up a website that seemed dedicated to photos with random text scrawled across them. He leaned closer to read one of them, “Can I… has cheeseburger.” He sounded pained as he spoke, “How can you read that?” He wrinkled his nose, “The grammar and spelling are horrendous!”

Darcy frowned and spared him a glance, “They’re called LOL Cats.” Her tone suggested that she’d explained everything.

“Darcy, I’m not sure what an l-o-l is, but I can see that they are cats.” He took the seat next to her, scooting closer so that he could lean over the laptop as well, “Why do you find this fascinating?”

She continued scrolling, ignoring him for a moment as she giggled at one of the pictures. “They’re funny,” she answered.

He narrowed his eyes and allowed her to scroll through a few more pictures while she occasionally giggled before he read another one aloud, squinting, “Oh hi…” he paused, leaning in closer to almost block Darcy’s view, “What the hell does that even say?”

“It says, “she rolled her eyes, “Oh hi there-“

“That isn’t how you spell there.”

She cut her eyes at him, frowning deeply before she sighed. She pursed her lips before she clicked her tongue, “Alright, what about this then.” She clicked a few times before typing something out, bringing up another web site. This one displayed a much wider variety of images, many of them with two lines of text. “Let’s try some of these.”

Darcy showed him Paranoid Parrot which earned a soft chuckle. Socially Awkward Penguin received a hum of amusement and a dig at Thor, and Philosoraptor gave him pause. She almost died laughing when Loki actually stopped her from scrolling in order to consider some of the things written for the Philosoraptor memes. She made sure to avoid clicking on any of the Staredad memes. She didn’t feel like dealing with daddy-issues right now.

Loki paused her when he saw something that had caught his eye, “Click on that one.”

“Which one?”

“The one with the grey and black background and has the black wolf.”

Darcy’s head dropped, “Are you serious? You would point that one out.”

Loki arched a brow and patiently waited for her to bring up the image. She sighed before clicking on it. He read the first one aloud, “Die the way you were born,” he trailed off, lips quirking up in amusement, “screaming and bathed in blood.” He chuckled softly and asked for her to click on another. “Someone hates you for no reason?” He laughed, “Give that motherfucker a reason.”

Darcy frowned in concern before she stood, “Look, I gotta run Jane something real quick. You seem to be enjoying yourself so you can keep looking through these.” He didn’t answer her as he scooted the laptop over and began scrolling through the page, reading as he went.

She was only gone for fifteen minutes at most. Entering the home, she suddenly worried for her sanity as she was greeted with the sights and sounds of Loki cackling at the laptop. Darcy considered calling S.H.I.E.L.D. when she realized he’d gone through almost thirty pages of Insanity Wolf.


And our hearts from iron
And our minds from steel
if we built an armour
For our tender bodies
Could we love each other
Would we strive to feel 

The Pierces “Three Wishes”Loki x Darcy

Turn the lights down low, walk these halls alone. We can feel so far from so close. par queenb-nyc utilisant mini shorts
He holds me in his big arms, drunk and I am seeing stars. This is all I think of. par queenb-nyc utilisant sac à dos imprimé à fleurs
But I don’t care what they say, I’m in love with you! They try to pull me away but they don’t know the truth… par queenb-nyc utilisant mini shorts

"Gods don’t have GPS" Darcy/Loki drabble


I got this prompt on a generator:

“A new character gets lost with a major villain.” and well…

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yes, sometimes I write crack

Please, kill me now

I am currently browsing all the fabulous Tony Stark RP blogs but I don’t know which one to contact, fearing they might not be interested in the character I created or the story I wrote for her. I don’t know which one would be open to the back-story of Ida being Loki and Darcy’s daughter.

Coupling with the fact that I am in front of the computer, paralysed to even ask blogs to rp, makes me one hell of a stoopid person.

And I do the same with my Dr. Shaw blog. Bravo Ophelie, just ….


Fuck Yeah Darcy Lewis: Loki x Darcy : Quiet 1/1


Title: Quiet
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Loki Laufeyson/Darcy Lewis
Prompt: The Zombie Apocalypse has happened. Loki finds Darcy being a survivor.
Author’s Notes: Thanks so much to harbingerloki for this awesome prompt! It’s not everything that I wanted it to be but I hope…

Yours is the first face that I saw, I think I was blind before I met you. by queenb-nyc featuring a green army jacket
Am I better off dead? Am I better off a quitter? They say I’m better off now than I ever was with her. by queenb-nyc featuring a white cotton shirt