First Trailer for ’The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby’

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deducecanoe:

takshammy:

the-grudge-girl:

I live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day while I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in the corner of the subway station muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.
An overweight woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”
Wow, this man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?
Then a tall businessman went by and the man muttered, “Human.”
Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human.
The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings.  A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.” Cow? The man was much too skinny to be a cow. To me, he resembled a turkey or a chicken. A minute or so later, an obese man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.” Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.
That day at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he as muttering. Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability. In Japan many people believe in reincarnation, so maybe he knows what these people were during a previous life. I observed the man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit”, “Onion”, “Sheep”, or “Tomato”.
One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on. As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said, “Bread.” I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability. The man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. It is an ability I obtained many years ago, but it’s not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”
“Then what is your ability?” I asked eagerly.
“The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate,” he said.
I laughed because I realized he was right. He said, “Bread.” The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.

This story increases in terrifyingness if you read it again after you read it the first time

I don’t think the person was a cannibal. They probably just had a bit of dick before they left for work.

deducecanoe:

takshammy:

the-grudge-girl:

I live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day while I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in the corner of the subway station muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.

An overweight woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”

Wow, this man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?

Then a tall businessman went by and the man muttered, “Human.”

Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human.

The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings.  A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.” Cow? The man was much too skinny to be a cow. To me, he resembled a turkey or a chicken. A minute or so later, an obese man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.” Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.

That day at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he as muttering. Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability. In Japan many people believe in reincarnation, so maybe he knows what these people were during a previous life. I observed the man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit”, “Onion”, “Sheep”, or “Tomato”.

One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on. As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said, “Bread.” I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability. The man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. It is an ability I obtained many years ago, but it’s not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”

“Then what is your ability?” I asked eagerly.

“The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate,” he said.

I laughed because I realized he was right. He said, “Bread.” The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.

This story increases in terrifyingness if you read it again after you read it the first time

I don’t think the person was a cannibal. They probably just had a bit of dick before they left for work.

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diazrosa:

GHOSTBUSTERS → "We came, we saw, we kicked it’s ass!”
Three eccentric parapsychologists, Petra Pradhan, Léon Whitmore and Jackie Venkman (Kaling, Zamata and Peretti) team up with a tough-talking retired grifter Nancy Monroe (Beatriz) in order to jump start the ghost-hunting business started by Venkman’s father and his associates two decades ago.
Also starring BJ Novak as Harrison Bell, the Ghosbusters’ cute secretary who has a huge, debilitating crush on Petra Pradhan. 

diazrosa:

GHOSTBUSTERS "We came, we saw, we kicked it’s ass!”

Three eccentric parapsychologists, Petra Pradhan, Léon Whitmore and Jackie Venkman (Kaling, Zamata and Peretti) team up with a tough-talking retired grifter Nancy Monroe (Beatriz) in order to jump start the ghost-hunting business started by Venkman’s father and his associates two decades ago.

Also starring BJ Novak as Harrison Bell, the Ghosbusters’ cute secretary who has a huge, debilitating crush on Petra Pradhan. 

(Source: zissoued)

kerolunaticat:

Art skills (Bucky’s not even trying)


"Jaha Out" coming soon on iTunes

"Jaha Out" coming soon on iTunes

(Source: montys-moonshine)


sharkblade:

littlebuttonanna:

leozhang:

this is amazing!!! i got goosebumps

ugh look at their faces

look at them all connecting with the song

I love that. I really love that

(Source: Yahoo!)


themelancholies:

Lyrics: Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage

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madmediamaven:

I’ve been trying to come up with something special to celebrate reaching 1000 followers (a thing I never thought would happen/you’re all awesome btw, did I mention that?). I don’t do giveaways or have any artistic talent. I only know how to make GIFs, haha. But I want to do something special. So for you Awesome Tumblrites, here’s my FOLLOW FOREVER LIST: (all of these tumblrs are a mixture of fantastic, friendly, awesome people that you should check out!)
A-D

alextimmons ~ amazon-x ~ annathensome ~ aristo-kitty ~ atimekhaleesi ~ attackoftheplotbunnies ~ beingwhovianlokigirl67 ~ bootycap ~ converse-kay ~ daxcat79

G-J

gabdar ~ gif-h0tspot ~ hakuna-potato ~ hamishcott~ hiddlestonsqueen ~ hquinzelle ~ imhairybuffalo ~ in-infinitumetultra ~ jaifkncourtney

K-N

kirkspock ~ kneeltoyourqueen ~ latessitrice ~ laterovaries ~ leepacey ~ maliciouslywoundedovaries ~ mildredjosephine ~ mycroftly ~ neo-trickster

O-R

ofravenwings ~ petraalexandra ~ preciouspuddingnovice~ prongsandpadfoot ~ quueensansa ~ readbycandlelight ~ rockonloki

S-Y

sexyboysandnerdythings ~ shakspeare ~ silverrumrunner ~ spockisgaypassiton ~ steve-g-rogers ~ tequilaismyladyyy ~ thete-sigma ~ usedkarma ~ wine-and-roses ~ youdrankian


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I’m on a FF yeah! thank you! I’m really happy to be on that list!

madmediamaven:

I’ve been trying to come up with something special to celebrate reaching 1000 followers (a thing I never thought would happen/you’re all awesome btw, did I mention that?). I don’t do giveaways or have any artistic talent. I only know how to make GIFs, haha. But I want to do something special. So for you Awesome Tumblrites, here’s my FOLLOW FOREVER LIST: (all of these tumblrs are a mixture of fantastic, friendly, awesome people that you should check out!)

A-D

alextimmons ~ amazon-x ~ annathensome ~ aristo-kitty ~ atimekhaleesi ~ attackoftheplotbunnies ~ beingwhovianlokigirl67 ~ bootycap ~ converse-kaydaxcat79

G-J

gabdar ~ gif-h0tspot ~ hakuna-potato ~ hamishcotthiddlestonsqueen ~ hquinzelle ~ imhairybuffalo ~ in-infinitumetultra ~ jaifkncourtney

K-N

kirkspock ~ kneeltoyourqueen ~ latessitrice ~ laterovaries ~ leepacey ~ maliciouslywoundedovaries ~ mildredjosephine ~ mycroftly ~ neo-trickster

O-R

ofravenwings ~ petraalexandra ~ preciouspuddingnoviceprongsandpadfoot ~ quueensansa ~ readbycandlelight ~ rockonloki

S-Y

sexyboysandnerdythings ~ shakspeare ~ silverrumrunner ~ spockisgaypassiton ~ steve-g-rogers ~ tequilaismyladyyy ~ thete-sigmausedkarma ~ wine-and-roses ~ youdrankian

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I’m on a FF yeah! thank you! I’m really happy to be on that list!

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hissingganja:

this is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper

(Source: reddit.com)

swiftwidget:

marvelousspoiler:

fighting4fantasy:

Barnes & Noble.

Their best selling books tend to deal with memory loss.

go to your room and think about what you’ve done

swiftwidget:

marvelousspoiler:

fighting4fantasy:

Barnes & Noble.

Their best selling books tend to deal with memory loss.

go to your room and think about what you’ve done

Tags   #omg  

tygermama:

last-snowfall:

tygermama:

nonasuch:

star-anise:

tygermama:

I just want all the descendants of the Howling Commandos to be this big, extended, up-in-each-others-business family

and they aren’t all in SHIELD but they all have a rough idea of what’s going on and if one of them shows up in the middle of the night, they’re guaranteed a safe place to sleep, a meal and a scolding

'You better live through this. If you die, your mom'll call my mom and there'll be hell to pay'

I want them to have big “family reunions” every five years where everybody—fuckin’ EVERYBODY—makes it out to some campground or something where they all hang out and have a softball tournament and cut up a sheet cake so big it feeds two hundred people.  That’s when you meet peoples’ new SOs and pass around babies and congratulate kids on their new jobs.

oh god, and if they had the first one five years after the war ended, they’re due for one in 2015, and it’s the first one Steve gets to attend, and he gets there and it’s basically the best/worst experience of his entire life to date, because there are all these people who walk like Jim and grin like Dugan and say their vowels like Falsworth, and they all want to tell him stories about Dad, about Granddad, about Great-Granddad, they want to hear his stories from the war, they want to invite him to college graduations and weddings and christenings, and when he starts to get a little overwhelmed by all of it one of Gabe’s daughters pulls him aside on some pretense and gives him ten minutes to pull himself back together before she gets his email for the howlingfamilies listserv, which she runs.

(oh god, and two hours into it he catches a pack of Dernier kids arguing in rapid French over whether they should tell their parents about the man up a tree at the far edge of the campground that they saw while they were playing hide-and-seek, and Steve walks into the woods with his heart in his throat, and the tree’s empty now but he hears a twig crack behind him, deliberate, because Bucky knows how to walk quieter than that, and when he turns around Bucky looks— well, a hell of a lot better than he did a year ago, a hell of a lot more like himself, even with the shadows still around his eyes and the smile almost wavering at the edges of his mouth.)

 HOWLING COMMANDOSomg the idea of them being like a network or a reseau like thatis just perfect,they’re not all in shield but they have lots of ressources,they might not be agentsbut they’re not exactly civilians eithersome of them are perfectly ordinary office workers who know exactly what kind of spy business shit is going on behind the latest alien attackperfectly ordinary desk workers who know how to shoot like peggyand they’re a group of determined and kickass peopleall super protective of one anotherand they know what a legacy meansand they’re basically a big familyjim’s granddaughter is arguing with dum dum’s daughter’s cousin’s son like they’re siblingspeople are speaking and yelling at each other in at least three different languages at any given timemcui want this so badi want cap to discover them and then they all take care of him and make him feel like he’s family and they all look out for him in their own little waysand ahhh.

and the people who get bussed out to cities they’ve never been to before because they can’t afford medical or dental care but the network has doctors and will get you there

and how it’s slightly cheaper for them to go to college pretty much anywhere because there’s family in the area they can live with

and how if you go off the rails and start getting in to deep there are people who will come find you and drag you home

Every once in a while some kid is like OMG I LOVE YOU ALL BUT I AM RUNNING AWAY TO AFRICA BECAUSE GAH. (Or possibly even I HATE YOU ALL AND I’M RUNNING AWAY TO ICELAND.) (Once in a while I AM RUNNING AWAY TO KOREA AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU AT ALL.) And this is okay. I mean, it’s very sad. But it’s okay. … but they still get care-packages, and someone who works in international diplomacy is tasked to just keep a GENERAL eye on them and make sure they’ve got, you know, money and food. (A roof over their head is variable. I mean, maybe they like bush-living. That’s fine. But money and food, that’s necessary.)

and Natasha’s first mission as a SHIELD agent is to fish this kid out of a serious situation in South America and she has no idea why cause this kid is a no-body and the trouble he’s in is in no way something SHIELD should give a shit about but Fury muttered something about ‘family is family’ and ‘never gonna get any dumplings again’

so Natasha does the job and now there’s a restaurant in the Bronx that always gives her free food and she’s not entirely sure why

but it is great food

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