Audrey Tautou wearing overalls and photobombing the Cannes Film Festival Jury.
(Photo taken by Gilles Jacob)
I went to YouTube to check my subscriptions, and someone had favorited this. I am fucking dying.
this will never not be funny
I reblogged this like, 9 months ago what?
who let this happen
this was in my likes and i am so done with everything
Oh my fucking god.
Tom Hiddleston (Loki) — ‘Avengers’ Deleted Scene
thank you Viviana, I just lost it lol
You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS
Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered
“This means war”
and silently walked out of the room
Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep
UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS
WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS
“I am the oncoming storm”
The Campaign —
“Fuck you mother nature,” I whisper as I lying on the floor convulsing in pain and agony.
Second person I have synchronized period with via tumblr today.
DOES THAT MEAN THAT IT WORKS EVEN WHEN WE ARE NOT IN PHYSICAL CONTACT?
IS IT VIA FEELS NOW?
We fooled science again! Let´s bleed on everything!
You’ve got to be kidding.
Jeremy Renner on his new baby brother, Theo
“Got Laid Parade”
“Stride of Pride”
“Took Off My Pants Dance”
“Had Fun With the Clit, Time to Split”
"What are you? Some type of gender detective?"
I think this skit was based off of Tumblr’s overly sensitive lgbtq community… and that’s coming from a lesbian.
Omg, it’s Tumblr.
lmfao omg this is hilarious
That’s your father, your DIS————————
Miranda S03E03 ‘The Dinner Party’
Deep in the Costa Rican jungle, a fisherman named Chito discovered a crocodile that had been shot in the eye by a cattle farmer and left for dead. Chito was able to drag the massive reptile into his boat and brought him to his home, where he stayed by his side for months, nursing him back to health.
He named the croc Pocho. “I stayed by Pocho’s side while he was ill, sleeping next to him at night. I just wanted him to feel that somebody loved him, that not all humans are bad.” said Chito, ““It meant a lot of sacrifice. I had to be there every day. I love all animals – especially ones that have suffered.”
The day finally came when Pocho was strong enough to go back into the wild. Chito took him to a lake near his house and released him, but the animal simply got back out of the water and followed him home.
“Then I found out that when I called his name he would come over to me.” says Chito. The fisherman has been hesitant to tell his story, even though 20 years have passed since he first rescued Pocho.
Pocho is roughly 5.18 meters (17 feet) long. He and Chito play, wrestle and hug on a daily basis. That bond, Chito said, took years to forge.
“After a decade I started to work with him.”, says Chito casually, “At first it was slow, slow. I played with him a bit, slowly doing more.”
Chito has told his story now only to raise awareness of the cruelty that can be done to animals, and the difference that affection and treating other rightly can make.
“He’s my friend, I don’t want to treat him like a slave or exploit him.” said Chito, “I am happy because I rescued him and he is happy with me because he has everything he needs.”