loki-odins-son:

That Asgard could easily be misunderstood as Ass-guard

All the weapons are penis metaphors 

Like Thor’s hammer

And Loki’s scepter 

Asgardians are always dressed for role play

Seriously

Even headgear

They use suggestive language

There is poledancing

Then the obsession with kneeling….

And the punishment for trying to take over the world is this

So let’s just all admit it.

ASGARD IS FULL OF PERVERTS.

But that’s okay. We all like it that way.

(Source: hazeleyesdontcry)



from loveishiddles on May 13th, 2012 at 5:17pm with 11,436 notes
#ass gard #asgard #thor #avengers #loki #THIS #lulz

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